我是白痴　我討厭今天 - 異國戀

去年的愚人節因為已經跟胖獅子開始遠距，
所以當他說要跟我分手的時候我超難過的，
當我知道被耍了之後，
當下真的有馬上訂機票跑去海扁他一頓的衝動。

昨天上班的時候我偷偷跟胖獅子MSN：

我：hey....I need to tell you one thing........

胖：what is that?

（故意停個十分鐘）

胖：hey? are you ok？

我：I think....eh.....I don't know how to tell you....

胖：WHAT HAPPENED???

我：please don't get mad, ok? I really don't know how to tell....

胖：JUST TELL ME!!!!

我：I am pregnant.........

胖：....are you sure?

我：....yes

胖：100% for sure?

我：YES！！

胖：（狂笑洋蔥頭表情符號）

THAT IS EXEACTLY WHAT I EXPECT!!!

QUIT YOU JOB, NOW!!!

just go into your boss's office and tell him that "I quit!"

my son is so clever, he knows what his daddy wants!!

that's my boy!!!!

我：......................

（OS：你是打哪裡知道會是兒子？）
（OS：原來你這麼希望我辭職喔.....Q_____Q)

...............honey, today is April 1st.......

胖：WAHT?????

（晴天霹靂兔斯基表情圖案）

you ruined my dream, my hope and my future!!!!!

我：=________="

（不理他，繼續工作）





我如果昨天真的跑去跟老闆說我要辭職，不知道老闆會不會相信？XD

但是我明天真的有打算要去講我會辭職了！

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I Want to Be Your Destiny。

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